HILARIOUS HORROR STORY
So I guess my post last night triggered a few people as I woke up to some very angry Karens in my comment section this morning. Some were even brilliant enough to point out that I’m an alcoholic like I didn’t fucking know that already LOL. And no, I’m not going to explain myself or justify anything, I just wanted to say: if you’re already disappointed in me as a person after one tiny adorable story like that, you have gotta stop reading this blog immediately. I mean really, first of all you’re fucked if you’re reading MY writing expecting anything less than debauchery and a hilarious horror story of mistakes I’ve made in my life. Second of all, that’s not even the tip of the fucking iceberg or whatever weird saying that is. I’m a pornstar and I’ve been aggressively high for like 20 years what do you think this is… the stories are getting nothing but worse from here. So either buckle up, grab a z-pack and get properly prepared for this adventure, or save yourself the trauma and don’t read any further. But you will die trying to get me to give a fuck, so instead, stop trying already and just love me.
p.s. I want to point out that I get thousands of incredibly positive and supportive comments all day on everything I’ve ever written (including yesterday) so I just wanted to say thank you and I love you and I see you and try to respond to everyone. I don’t want you to think I only notice the negative ones, they’re just so fun to poke fun at, aren’t they!!
I actually like when people tell me the truth about my writing even if they hate it and disagree with me. I mean I like it much more when you love it haha but I like that people care enough to read my bullshit and have an opinion about anything I write, regardless of conflicting opinions. I love you all.